yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

(via verticaliciouss)


dont-touch-mysammywinchester:

aglassofgleeblesplease:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid

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WHAT THE FUCK

(via outrights)


person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not

What did Time smell like? Like dust and clocks and people. And if you wondered what Time sounded like, it sounded like water running in a dark cave and voices crying and dirt dropping down upon hollow box lids, and rain. And, going further, what did Time look like? Time looked like snow dropping silently into a black room or it looked like a silent film in an ancient theater, one hundred billion faces falling like those New Year balloons, down and down into nothing.
Ray Bradbury, The Martian Chronicles (via feellng)

fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

(via sinnacle)


avoxia:

i don’t think my teachers understand i have an unpopular blog to run

(via asvprock)


kernalmustache:

themanwithfrozenhearts:

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

You’re like an onion

(via allteensrelate)


ugly:

im literally tired 30 hours a day

(via verticaliciouss)


lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

(via greed)


michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(via outrights)