exhists:

a picture may be worth 1,000 words but my selfie is worth 100,000 notes

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clinicalum:

Disconnected

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lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

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wwworldwide:

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

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(via greed)


foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

(via greetings)


flrebender:

*posts selfie*

image

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weloveshortvideos:

Lmfaooooo the doctor asked if I was sexual active

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yungfeminist:

*disdainful white parent voice* kids these days and their…inability to sit quietly and cooperate as a cog in the gas guzzling white supremacist capitalist ableist heteropatriarchal machine we’ve designed for them…and their rap songs

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